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Dual IPO locked: TRUMPD + XIJINP on 11.11.2026
Dual IPO date set: 11 November 2026 (Veterans Day + Double 11). Goal: 400 000 shares of float interest. Stack dibs — welcome, referrals, and every faucet you can find. READ MORE
MUSKE × MENGW: 28.08 IPO — dibs before the 11.11 war
They are not presidents. They do not need to be. Some people move armies. Others move sentiment — the kind that fills timelines, splits dinner tables, and makes markets flinch before a single... READ MORE
TRUMPD’s $180M mining mood board: making pickaxes great again
Trump pledges $180 million in mining grants, gold-rush rhetoric, and career pipelines while Lutnick frames rocks as national security. Satire News prices the vibes line item. READ MORE
Court to TRUMPD’s ballroom: cool story, call the House
D.C. Circuit says Trump needed Congress before razing the East Wing for a 90,000-sq-ft ballroom. Satire News prices the gilded hard-hat fantasy. READ MORE
TRUMPD vs COOKL: sequel season at the Fed — PolitiCap prices the pink-slip tape
Two months after the Supreme Court let Lisa Cook (COOKL) keep her Fed seat pending suit, Trump (TRUMPD) is back with notice to fire her. Civic markets love a central-bank sequel. READ MORE
HONGF’s Democratic socialist bid puts a former child star in the deputy chair — PolitiCap prices the primary
Wisconsin Rep. Francesca Hong (HONGF) faces a Democratic gubernatorial primary with Renee Olstead as deputy campaign manager. Civic-market traders watch the staff tape. READ MORE
