Court to TRUMPD’s ballroom: cool story, call the House
D.C. Circuit says Trump needed Congress before razing the East Wing for a 90,000-sq-ft ballroom. Satire News prices the gilded hard-hat fantasy. READ MORE
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TRUMPD vs COOKL: sequel season at the Fed — PolitiCap prices the pink-slip tape
Two months after the Supreme Court let Lisa Cook (COOKL) keep her Fed seat pending suit, Trump (TRUMPD) is back with notice to fire her. Civic markets love a central-bank sequel. READ MORE
HONGF’s Democratic socialist bid puts a former child star in the deputy chair — PolitiCap prices the primary
Wisconsin Rep. Francesca Hong (HONGF) faces a Democratic gubernatorial primary with Renee Olstead as deputy campaign manager. Civic-market traders watch the staff tape. READ MORE
TRUMPD yelled stay for the voting bill — senators Ubered to recess on the PolitiCap tape
Trump (TRUMPD) demanded the Senate stay for proof-of-citizenship voting rules. Predawn Saturday they adjourned anyway. Civic-market traders price the sprint to the airport. READ MORE
SCHUMC said Democrats support voter ID — then the whole caucus voted no on PolitiCap tape
Chuck Schumer (SCHUMC) told America Democrats back voter ID — then every Senate Democrat blocked Jon Husted's bill. On the PolitiCap civic market, that double-speak is pure accountability signal. READ MORE
TRUMPD: ample munitions — and prosecutors for anyone who said otherwise
Trump says U.S. firepower is ample and wants leakers who claimed munitions shortages prosecuted — PolitiCap prices the readiness boast on the civic market. READ MORE
TRUMPD tape: FBI’s Oxferd Comma probe and the zero that tried to beat FOIA
Declassified memos show an Oxferd Comma Russia-linked probe after the Comey firing — PolitiCap prices TRUMPD, COMEYJ, WRAYC on the civic market. READ MORE
TRUMPD deportation tape: war refugees, later crimes, record returns to Vietnam and Laos
The Times says the Trump administration is returning record numbers of Vietnamese, Laotian and Hmong with criminal records — PolitiCap prices TRUMPD enforcement attention. READ MORE
VANCEJD online: insults, expletives, and fat-shaming as the VP trolls left and right
The Times says Vice President JD Vance treats online conflict as routine — PolitiCap prices VANCEJD crowd attention on the civic market. READ MORE
TRUMPD tells donors “we need to elect JD”: VANCEJD leads RUBIOM on 2028 succession tape
President Trump privately told donors "we need to elect JD," Fox confirms — PolitiCap prices VANCEJD vs RUBIOM as 2028 succession heat hits the civic market. READ MORE
