Jetten’s chatbot premiership: D66 AI posts hit the Hog Poll
NOS and de Volkskrant flag hundreds of AI-drafted posts from PM Rob Jetten and D66. Dox News prices the authenticity pork on JETTER.
Nation’s COINTELPRO Cosplay Hits TRUMPD: Hog Poll Prices the Panic
Dox News prices The Nation’s “COINTELPRO Is Back” charge on the civic market — politician ticker TRUMPD gets a Hog Poll and Hog Percentage ladder while dual IPO season keeps score.
Hog Poll: Pillen Backs ICE Crackdown While His Barns Still Need Hands
Nebraska governor Jim Pillen (PILLJ) cheers ICE hardline tape while livestock labor stays messy. Satire News opens the Hog Poll — award a Hog Percentage with a tiny piggy on the question.
I don’t need DHH to be a saint. I need “racist” to mean something.
Diluting “racist” does not protect people of color — it dulls the word they still need. Plus DHH, ideology vs race, and a China double-standard meme.
Banning ON from the Dutch public bestel would be a dangerous free-speech precedent
After ON’s Hitler-clip row, Minister Letschert weighs expelling Ongehoord Nederland from public broadcasting. A ban answers provocation with structural exile — and sets a rule every future majority can abuse.
Bessent Roasts Warren on FX: Treasury Schools the Senator on Swaps
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent calls Elizabeth Warren’s FX letter sciolistic — purchase ≠ swap ≠ loan — and the civic market prices the competence fight.
MUSKE and MENGW open for trading: tech political capital hits the civic market tape
Elon Musk (MUSKE) and Meng Wanzhou (MENGW) are live on PolitiCap — IPO open, tradeable quotes, dibs on the TECH index.
WEELD stamps the clubs: Van Weel opens stadium-control file after Cambuur pyro chaos
Justice minister David van Weel (WEELD) says Dutch clubs must tighten stadium access after fireworks injured fans at Cambuur–Feyenoord. PolitiCap prices the public-order accountability signal.
NPO ombudsman bags twenty complaints after Ongehoord Nederland Hitler fragment hits the civic market
Twenty complaints land at the NPO ombudsman over an Ongehoord Nederland clip that treated a Hitler speech as debate fuel. PolitiCap reads the accountability signal on the Netherlands tape.
Xi orders all-out rescue after Nepal mudslide hits Xizang border port
Xi Jinping orders full search-and-rescue after a Nepal-origin mudslide hits Gyirong port in Xizang. Li Qiang and Zhang Guoqing join the State Council response. PolitiCap: XIJINP, LIQIANG, ZHANGG.
