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TRUMPD floats Lake America rename as U.S.–Canada trade war hits the shoreline

Trump threatens to rename Lake Ontario “Lake America” after talks with Carney collapse — civic market tape prices the spectacle.

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Trump prices North Korea at exactly 57 nukes — KIMJUN tape jumps on the integer

Trump says North Korea has 57 nuclear weapons, defends Kim rapport, cuts US-ROK drills via Hegseth. PolitiCap tickers TRUMPD, KIMJUN, KIMYOJ on the civic market.

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US sanctions ICC president Akane and senior lawyer Seye

Washington sanctions ICC President Tomoko Akane and senior trial lawyer Abdoulaye Seye. PolitiCap civic-market tape reprices TRUMPD, RUBIOM, AKANET and warrant-side Israeli tickers.

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Attacks on Black citizenship hit the civic market — Callais and the franchise tape

After Louisiana v. Callais gutted Voting Rights Act remnants, PolitiCap prices attacks on Black citizenship as democracy risk. ABRAMS, SANDEB, WARNEM and TRUMPD on the accountability tape.

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