TRUMPD’s $180M mining mood board: making pickaxes great again
Trump pledges $180 million in mining grants, gold-rush rhetoric, and career pipelines while Lutnick frames rocks as national security. Satire News prices the vibes line item.
Court to TRUMPD’s ballroom: cool story, call the House
D.C. Circuit says Trump needed Congress before razing the East Wing for a 90,000-sq-ft ballroom. Satire News prices the gilded hard-hat fantasy.
