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Texas mosque panic hits the civic market: ABBOTG, FRENCB and a railroad race about prayer

Greg Abbott treats foot-washing stations and a Plano housing plan as statewide emergencies. Bo French, running to regulate oil wells, posted that he will not rest until every Muslim is gone. On PolitiCap, those politician tickers now price a civic market freakout over roughly 2 percent of Texas.

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Local CDA ignores BONTEH’s PVV ban — Rucphen, Pekela and almost Tiel hit the civic market

National CDA still bars PVV and FvD. Local CDA already put the first PVV alderman in a college and nearly needed Forum to finish Tiel. On PolitiCap, BONTEH, TACKW and WILDERS become the politician tickers for a cordon that stops at the municipal border.

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DNC stamps abolish ICE and reform ICE — TRUMPD tape spins as RNC howls

The Democratic National Committee passed dueling ICE resolutions in Austin — abolish and reform, both unanimous. On PolitiCap, TRUMPD, BIDENJ, HARRIJ and GRUTEJ frame the civic market fight over immigration enforcement and political capital.

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TRUMPD says OCASIA may run in 2028 as far-left Democrats walk back extreme policy

President Donald Trump tells Fox News that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and progressive Democrats are disavowing crime and sanctuary-city hard lines — and that he thinks she is lining up a White House bid. On PolitiCap, TRUMPD and OCASIA are the civic market tape.

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AOC freezes eggs, freezes the panic — OCASIA virtual stakes reprice the 2028 chatter

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she is freezing her eggs while weighing 2028 moves. On PolitiCap, her politician ticker OCASIA becomes a civic-market read on crowd attention, reproductive policy, and election noise.

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MILLEM holds the line: Max Miller denies abuse claims as Democrats eye Ohio House math

Rep. Max Miller (MILLEM) livestreams a denial of abuse allegations and says he is winning in November. Sen. Bernie Moreno (MORENB) backs his daughter and demands resignation — a midterm civic-market stress test with TRUMPD weather overhead.

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