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Texas mosque panic hits the civic market: ABBOTG, FRENCB and a railroad race about prayer

Greg Abbott treats foot-washing stations and a Plano housing plan as statewide emergencies. Bo French, running to regulate oil wells, posted that he will not rest until every Muslim is gone. On PolitiCap, those politician tickers now price a civic market freakout over roughly 2 percent of Texas.

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